Subject: She/He Definitions
> Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.
> female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and
> psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled
> in a relationship.
> male: Food, sex and beer.
> Thingy (thing-ee) n.
> female: Any part under a car's hood.
> male: The strapfastener on a woman's bra.
> Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.
> female: A woman who makes love to other women.
> male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can
> watch and get really turned on.
> Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.
> female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising
> to the upper levels in business.
> male: What would really be great at work since that hot
> babe took over the office one flight up.
> Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
> male: Playing ball without a cup.
> Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
> one's partner.
> male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off
> for a weekend with the guys.
> Butt (but) n.
> female: The body part that every item of clothing
> manufactured makes "look bigger."
> male: The organ of mooning.
> Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
> female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
> male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with
> one's girlfriend.
> Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
> female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
> male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three
> Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.
> female: An embarrassing by product of digestion.
> male: An endless source of entertainment,
> self-expression and male bonding.
> Making love (may-king luv) n.
> female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
> male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to
> Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> female: A device for changing from one TV channel to
> male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels
> every 2 1/2 minutes.
> Taste (tayst) v.
> female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
> cooking, to make sure it's good.
> male: Something you must do to anything you think has
> gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
Subject: Proof that girls are evil
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