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Subject: German

>>> We feel that members of our UK operation could benefit from
>>> knowing certain auto terminology used by your German counterparts.
>>> This should avoid embarrassment at our interdepartmental meetings.
>>> Therefore before the next technical meeting please make the effort
>>> read and inwardly digest the following :
>>>
>>> INDICATORS----------Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
>>> SPEEDOMETER---------Der Egobooster
>>> PUNCTURE------------Die Phlatte mit Bludyfucken
>>> LEARNER-------------Die Twatten mit Elplatt
>>> ESTATE CAR----------Die Bagsromm fur Shaggininauto
>>> WINDSCREEN WIPER----Die Flippenflappenschittenspredden
>>> FOOTBRAKE-----------Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik
>>> BREATHALYSER--------Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
>>> SEATBELT------------Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper
>>> HEADLIGHTS----------Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud
>>> FOG WARNING---------Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit
>>> HIGHWAY CODE--------Der Wipen fur Arsen
>>> TYRES---------------Phlattfarts
>>> TRAFFIC JAM---------Der Bluddifukkin damnundblasten
>>> BACKFIRE------------Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fuckenjumpen
>>> JUGGERNAUT----------Der Fukkengret trucken
>>> ACCIDENT------------Der Bleedinmess
>>> NEAR ACCIDENT-------Der Fucken neer schittenselfen
>>> CYCLIST-------------Pedalpushen pilloken
>>> REAR VIEW MIRROR----Der Yokhunter TooKlosen

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